Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Just because you stole them from church doesn't mean they're going to keep you safe.
Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy