I Can Handle This!

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Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Wateafall

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The English really aren't known for their avant-garde art.

~NSHA

Keep Your Eyes Clean, Not Your Hands

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This is an udderly stupid way to get out of repairing your emergency eye wash station. (sorry)

~NSHA

Literature Brings You To New Heights

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Funny, everything written by Dan Brown doesn't have enough substance.

~NSHA

Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

Quit Twining

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This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

What a Hottea

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I usually apologize for my horrible puns, but not this time. Because Arrested Development.

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