Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.
I'm so used to looking at kludges that the only thing that bugs me about this picture is the mismatched knob and lock. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy