Where's Flava Flav when you need him?
Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.
The graphics are obviously a little grainy. ~NHSHA
This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.