Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
This fix really stacks up to the competition. (sorry) ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Not to worry Fixers, the Historical Thursday post is working out a couple of kink as its writer recovers from the Vancouver riots. It'll be up within an hour!
No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!