No More Computer Bugs

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No more floppy disks either. Good luck trying to play Commander Keen!

~NSHA

Stephen King Always Provides Obvious Solutions

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Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.

~NSHA

You Spoiled Your Sweet Ride

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Because fiberglass is bad for the environment. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Quit Twining

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This is knot your average tail light. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Money Laundering

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Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.

~NSHA

The Simplicity Is Killer

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If you start to get claustrophobic, just take a few deep breaths.

~NSHA