Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.
I was trying to come up with a third pun in the caption, but I think the title is cringe-worthy enough. What do you guys have?
Mustard I? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
What is it again? Oh right, common sense.
Also have no idea what money laundering is (see Office Space) so again, thinking of this from now on.