This single core machine runs at a cool 60 seconds/minute speed.
Where's Flava Flav when you need him?
Just remember your network key.
Lefty reversey, righty forwardy. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Just be careful when you light a match. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
It's not about the destination, it's about ruining the journey.
Another possible solution: The Dark Tower. You just might not want to read the ending though, lest your anger cause you to topple your creation.