Getting All Sorts of Toasted

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alcohol,drinking,dual use,Obscure Reference,toaster
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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

It's Don't Drink And Drive; Not Don't Drink And Ride

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The Cause of, And Solution To...

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All of your living room's problems. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

I Can't Believe I've Never Thought of This

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Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

Beer Traffic Control

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You're clear to land. Wind is 16 ounces... err... 16 degrees to the northeast.

Between a Cork and a Sober Place

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alcohol,cork,dual use,poll,wine
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Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

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