Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

All of your living room's problems. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

If the burglar's a fan of cheap booze, he just hit the jackpot. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

And whoever told you that is a drunk liar. ~Not-So-Handy Andy