Getting All Sorts of Toasted

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Well, I was going to make a joke about a toaster needing an intervention, but then I read the tequila label and can only think of Olmec from Legends of the Hidden Temple. Man, that was a good show. #revealingmyage ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Alcohol Powered Bicycle

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Unfortunately, the There I Fixed It translator is on vacation. Anyone care to help out?

I Can't Believe I've Never Thought of This

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Warning: drinking and surfing can lead to hours of facebook stalking, followed by deep regrets about your life choices.

~NSHA

Don't Mess Around. Just Smash and Chug.

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From the submitter

My co-worker and found a bottle of wine in the mini fridge at work, so we decided we would have a feew drink toward the end of the day. We peeled the foil from the top to discover the cork, and quickly realized that we didn't have a corkscrew. We looked around for something we could pull the cork, so we decided to drive a screw into the cork and pull it out. We couldn't get the cork to budge, so we started prying it up with the hammer. This photo shows the total amount of the cork we could p

Oh god! How did it turn out?! The text got cut off. Please, this story must have an ending.

Tapping A Data Line

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I will never call my computer case obsolete again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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