Coming up with openers for an unspecified meme list is challenging—one of the many reasons why I am sure to be replaced by AI in the near future. I asked OpenAI's ChatGPT to write me a “funny story about a meme,” and this is what it came up with. The results are—well—you can be the judge of that, but I think my job is safe—for now at least. "Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a group of memes. These memes were known throughout the land for their wit, humor, and their ability…

Everyone is hiding a few secrets , and these people decided to fess up anonymously. There are tons of submissions to the @fesshole Twitter page every day. Basically, if you have a secret, you can message the account, and they'll post it anonymously, so it can never be linked back to you. Some people's secrets are mundane, but others are so shocking they could ruin a relationship or two. The family drama confessions are always eye opening, as are people who admit to messing with their friends or…

Raise your hand if you're anxious, exhausted, cranky, and overwhelmed even though you haven't done anything today!

Tweets become at least ten times funnier the moment we can see that the author deleted it! It immediately makes you wonder why they chose to remove the tweet. Were they embarrassed, or did they get something totally wrong? Below are a bunch of Twitter users who tweeted and deleted . It's especially satisfying to see the ones that are deleted within a minute — but the internet never forgets! Next up, this concerned neighbor was annoyed at a speeding driver who was being inconsiderate, so they ca…

An incredibly public display that may have resulted in multiple contractual and privacy breaches occurred on Twitter between Twitter CEO Elon Musk and a developer, Halli, after the developer enquired about his employment status on the platform following radio silence from the social media giant. The exchange resulted from a viral tweet from Halli, who claimed that they had lost access to their work computer nine days prior—yet there had been communication from the HR department, which also wasn…

Perhaps. Just—perhaps… investing everything you own into cartoon drawings of monkeys and whatnot is not the soundest financial decision one could make. Especially when said monkeys are stored on a virtual drive that has no recourse for recovery once you fall victim to a run-of-the-mill phishing scam. Sure, my assets may be vulnerable to the collapse of society, but at least up until that point, they're guaranteed by the financial institution that is using that cash for its own profits. Similarl…

What's your most unpopular opinion, the one that would definitely result in some surprised looks if you said it aloud? These folks weren't shy about sharing their most unsavory takes! Twitter user @pallnandi asked, “What unpopular opinion can put you in this position??” with a photo of Frozen's Flynn surrounded by swords. People had lots of thoughts

Today, we don't want to know your favorite color, we want to know what's the worst color that's ever plagued your retinas.

Whether or not you're a neat freak or a messy roommate, we all can relate to the visceral struggle that is cleaning your apartment.

There's nothing like finding a meme that expresses your identity with more accuracy than any selfie could.

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After this indie bookseller posted about an unthinking mystery customer, the internet read this rude customer to filth. On her Twitter account, bookseller Rebecca George shared the real-life background of what goes on behind the scenes at a small business. It's not like the mega-stores and online giants — every penny counts in small business, and people's livelihoods are on the line. George tweeted about a customer who unthinkingly returned a large order, and wrote about the cost it was having…

Oh, the things you wish you could say to that coworker...

Twitter is, has always been, and is likely to become increasingly: problematic. The platform is known for its hot takes, fandom drama (as well as real-world drama), and clout chasing. Plus, there's something inherent in the structure of users thrusting their thoughts out into the open void, hoping for accolades from others, that encourages the narcissistic behavior the platform cultivates. Still, Twitter has always hit its stride and been at its best with threads like this. Threads that are fun…

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Who knew the concept of curly-haired men would cause such a stir a century ago?!