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Funny joke tweets about how god designed animals | tweet by tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also sleeps upside down like an idiot

Funny Tweets about God Making Animals

Most of them seem like a bad idea.

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funny tweets and jokes from twitter | Paul @bingowings 14 Fingers crossed 's hummus Hidden dip road sign

A Bushel of Funny Tweets to Savor

Have a big thought salad.

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Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks

Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Mmm yes, taste the sweet relatability.

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A collection of funny tweets that kept us entertained | AJ Mendez Brooks Follow @AJBrooks Just bumped into mannequin said "sorry Then said "Oh thought were person Then realized still talking mannequin. 12:44 AM 24 Jan 2013 6 17 1,556 v 1,388

Funny Tweets That Hit The Spot

Love us some Twitter funnies.

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Twitter users tell the secrets they don't tell their spouses about | Dawn Follow @thoughtfloss Which piece chicken fell on floor ThingsYouDont TellYourSpouse

Twitter Shares The Things You Don't Tell Your Spouse

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Memes about the realities of aging | man screaming while a hurricane sandstorm approaches behind him | 40s People born 80s 's coming meme-generator.com

Memes about The Brutal Reality of Not Being 20 Anymore

All of a sudden things hurt and sleep is more important.

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Tweets and memes about people's self quarantine | Well, old girl about have busiest month life INSTANT POT cooking utensils | Ryan Brooks @ryanbrooks bar my neighborhood is delivering entire liters their premixed margaritas 25 and get complimentary roll toilet paper with purchase and 's really starting feel like there are no rules anymore

Tweets and Memes from the Quarantine

Things are still rolling along.

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Tweets and jokes about coronavirus and quarantine | milO @amelianashh been waiting perfect time change my Netflix password so my ex can't use anymore and doesn't really get much better than national lockdown 703K 4:37 PM Mar 16, 2020 60.9K people are talking about this

Coronavirus Tweets From The Self-Quarantine

Yeah, it's all still happening.

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Coronavirus Bohemian Rhapsody Twitter Parody | Dana Jay Bein DJB danajaybein lost my mind wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught lockdown No escape reality. 12:02 PM 3/18/20 TweetDeck | Don't touch eyes Just hand sanitize quicklyyyyy just poor boy, no job security Because easy spread, even though washed hands, laying low look out window curve doesn't look flatter

Dude Tweets Entire Quarantine-Themed Bohemian Rhapsody Parody

Some people have a lot of time on their hands right now.

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Tweets and funny memes about self quarantine, panic buying and coronavirus | birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights WASH FREQUENT. MANTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE. bird in a birdbath and two birds fighting | People with unwiped butts Peoplewho boughtall toilet paper.

Coronavirus Tweets and Memes to Hoard like Toilet Paper

It's something.

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Twitter stories of awkward moments people had with stars | tweet by TheChangeU12C few years ago there period about 2 months where randomly ran into Whoopi Goldberg 3 different times various parts NYC first time she smiled at 2nd time she looked slightly confused 3rd time she looked slightly alarmed

Awkward Moments People had with Celebrities

Sometimes you just don't know what to say.

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Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats

Twitter is like a succinct, well narrated panic attack.

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Funny dad jokes and dad memes | Person - Not Evan @actuallynotevan ur dad finds ur extensions Twitter actuallynotevan | Animal - airhead mere @merestromb Got my dad's house and he showing all food he has snack on and he goes "and have guacamole ball s guacamole ball ask? well will tell an avocado. He has an avocado.

Rad Dad Memes to Achieve Dad Dreams

We gotta hand it to the dads out there, who try so hard to make us laugh with terrible jokes.

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Guy bonds with strangers over long with unusually long sell-by date.

Guy Bonds With Strangers Over "Magic" Bread With Lengthy Expiration Date

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Reporter uses store bought chili in work cookoff.

Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker

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Twitter thread on "Ok Boomer" shows history and significance.

Twitter Thread Outlines Significance of "Ok Boomer" Phenomenon

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