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funny tweets and random thoughts and observations | Rads @FeelingEuphoric THERAPIST: listen really need relax banging fists on table BUT CAN BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR | Dan Sheehan ltsDanSheehan Being grandpa must be tough, some baby mispronounces word and suddenly name is Peepo last 30 years life

Funny Tweets To Remember Later and Chuckle Quietly

Ah yes, insignificant yet amusing observations.
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funny twitter thread on Chang-Chi bus scene from a bus operator

Twitter Thread: Bus Operator Provides In-Depth Analysis Shang-Chi Bus Scene

One must know the ways of the bus.
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Tumblr Gems And Sweet Tweets To Battle Boredom

Go away, malaise!
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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems for Strength Against Boredom

Fight the ever reaching drabness!
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Twitter Thread: People's Local Obvious Crime Front Businesses

Every town has a few.
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Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Kick Things Up A Few Notches

Ah, the unstoppable river of people's thoughts.
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Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Win The Battle Against Boredom

Boredom must be stamped out.
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Funny Tweets To Bring The Thunder To A Cloudy Day

Let loose the floodgates of the mind!
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Twitter thread about the fossils found in Appalachian mountains, which are older than vertebrate animals

Twitter Thread: The Appalachians Are Older Than Most Things

That includes fish.
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Wrong But Delightful Alternate Names Kids Have For Stuff

"This horse field will be put to good use on the cattle field."
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Funny Tweets To Build Character And Cultivate Strength

Become a better person through mindless thoughts and observations.
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Exciting New Sentences That Went Long Unuttered

That's a new one.
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Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Cackle At

May the chortling commence.
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funny tweets and jokes from tumblr and twitter | utopians Follow Throwback 2016 told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting dirt and had specify meant planet earth nature documentary not celestial body

Tumblr Gems and Funny Tweets to Haughtily Guffaw At

The words go in the eye holes.
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funny tweets and tumblr jokes | Cemeterry F @daemonic3 So date talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much wasn't good idea Yeah well, hindsight is 1 | nerdgul average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces pineapple chunks. Cans pineapple come variety sizes most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning single pineapple generally won't fill up single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple can somewhere someone else has can has rest same pineapple.

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems To Quote Later

It's a sweet IV drip of thoughts and observations.
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Funny joke tweets about how god designed animals | tweet by tricycle_champ [god making bats] GOD: just like hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also sleeps upside down like an idiot

Funny Tweets about God Making Animals

Most of them seem like a bad idea.
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