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A funny Tumblr thread about the absurd experience that is Spy Kids.

Tumblr Post Addresses National Treasure That Is "Spy Kids"

There's a whole lot going on.
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A funny Tumblr post about a nasty snowplow dude losing to a steel enforced mailbox | Let's see little punks smash my letterbox now aerylon Folgen This reminds this guy who used live on my dad's street. Every time snowed snow plow would take out his mailbox and only his mail box. And just be clear done

Tumblr Story: Snowplow Loses To Dad's Steel Enforced Mailbox

Snowplow never stood a chance.
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A Tumblr thread about creepy things trees do that humans don't | beautifuloutlier As biologist can clearly state plants are fucking weird and should probably be slightly afraid them. viforcontrol On note! At university (UBC) located town Agriculture students were told by their teacher tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped tree upside down. And 's still growing. But branches are now roots, and roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

Tumblr Thread : Trees Are Low Key Monsters

Trees are creepy, man.
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Funny Tumblr thread on the reality of some mythical creatures | -book--creatures Honestly biggest disappointment had researching ABC medieval authors did not fact, see creatures they were describing and were trying their best describe them with their limited knowledge while going fuck fuck Za-book--creatures Instead all those creatures know came about transcription and translation errors copying Greco-Roman sources (who themselves got them travelers' tales Persia and India rhino unicorn, tiger?

Tumblr Thread on Mythical Creatures Is An Eye Opener

It's like an ancient game of telephone.
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A funny Tumblr thread about how dudes can have some hilarious brain fart moments | insertawesome-url-here r/CasualConversation u/What_Is_EET S 4h just realized could let shower warm up before stepping Discussion 28 girl wkth wanted take shower together Why dont wait warm up stared back at her million thoughts running through my head feel so stupid couldn't enjoy rest night has no answer her, and always hated showers. Today stood and waited shower heat up first time, and great!

Tumblr Thread: Dudes And Their Hilarious Brain Farts

At least they learned at some point.
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tumblr thread on talking to kids like they're people

Tumblr Thread: Talking To Kids Like They're People

Not a bad idea.
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A Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams | just-shower-thoughts word "swims" is same upside down bella-likes-nutella-and-acapella smiws eazyintheheezy upside down, not backwards. silly.

Tumblr Thread: The Wild World Of Ambigrams

Ambigrams are fun.
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An uplifting Tumblr story about a selfless farmer who ends up becoming a god | writing-prompt-s Temples are built gods. Knowing this farmer builds small temple see kind god turns up. sadoeuphemist Arepo built temple his field humble thing, some stones stacked up make cairn, and two days later god moved Hope harvest god Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks wheat d be nice know He looked down at ash smeared on stone rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head know 's

Uplifting Tumblr Story About A Selfless Farmer

We're not crying, you're crying.
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A clueless Tumblr user thinks that honey is made from squashed up bees | fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow vegans make peace with honey no shut up do fallout-new-vegas-2010 Follow Vegans be like can't take product bee's labor" and then eat child slave quinoa atomicwinterwonderland vegans will pretend not hear natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and cannot stress this enough freedom hive insects

Tumblr User Thinks Honey's Made From Bees

But not the right way.
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A funny Tumblr post about how Darth Vader is a bit of a drama queen.

Tumblr Post: Darth Vader's Such A Drama King

Vader just loves his drama.
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An entitled coworker can't handle the stresses of a service job | fuck-customers lot them probably wouldn't last at job Last year had an internship at fancy office during day, and food service job at night. One ladies at office told she needed part-time job some extra cash, and let her know about an opening my food service job, described would be expected, all

Tumblr Thread: Entitled Coworker Can't Handle Service Job

Gotta learn at some point.
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A funny Tumblr thread about common phrases being misunderstood.

Enlightening Tumblr Thread Unpacks Actual Meanings Of Phrases

Yay, knowledge is power.
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Tumblr story imagines an alien invasion being fought off by the earth's wildlife | skeletonmug Imagine being next crew go down earth and thinking s fine got this have weapons and equipment necessary deal with bears and shudders hippopotamuses be fine And at first are learned dodge learned where their territories are know defend yourself. But then one night are sleeping shelter

Tumblr Story: Alien Invasion Fought Off By Wildlife

Can't count out those mosquitoes.
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A funny Tumblr thread about some very helpful frat boys.

Tumblr Story: Frat Boys Unite To Conquer Pressing Task

Hm, a little faith in humanity has been restored.
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tumblr thread criticizing different cultural cuisines

Tumblr Thread: Cultural Cuisines Compared

Every cuisine has a thing.
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Tumblr Thread: Amazing Quotes from Ridiculous Sources

Sometimes the words just work.
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