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Tumblr Thread: Bilingual Struggles Inspire Hilarious Fails

Brain farts imminent.

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Tumblr story of neighbor steve and his life being neighbors in suburbia with an eldritch abomination

Tumblr Thread: Neighbor Steve and The Abominations

Suburban life is complicated.

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Tumblr fan fiction thread of Wednesday Addams from the Addams Family meeting Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Tumblr Thread: The Addams Family Meets Matilda

For Tumblr, it's a no-brainer.

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A funny Tumblr post about a strange customer gifting a pen to a Starbucks barista.

Tumblr Post: Starbucks Barista Encounters Real Life Mad Hatter

What a trip.

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Tumblr Gems To Lighten The Burden of Boredom

Peel those peepers for jaunty gems.

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Clueless man's in doghouse, and then gets vegan girlfriend a meat and cheese basket. | libraford Follow Guy comes into flower shop and loudly proclaims need get him out doghouse dont ask why. Doesn't know her favorite flower, doesn't know her favorite color. This is, sadly, typical most dudes come help him pick out an arrangement Yall sell chocolates?

Tumblr Story: Man's In Doghouse, Gets Vegan Girlfriend Meat And Cheese Basket

Not hard to figure out why he's in the doghouse.

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A Tumblr tale about the massive and misunderstood dude-bro. | emberkyrlee S talysalankil Follow good-ho-mens So there's this huge dudebro my class, who, yesterday, sat next And l'm sitting there sweating because like wearing my shirt with lesbian flag on and he's most popular jock school, and always has this look on his face say can and will kill He looks up and down, stares at minute and then goes So. Girls skirts and long socks, am right which nodded solemnly, both out agreement, surprise and

Tumblr Tale Of The Massive Misunderstood Dude-Bro

Dude-bros can be chill too.

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A captivating Tumblr thread that summarizes the infamous, totally ridiculous "Josh Fight."

Tumblr Thread: Riveting Summary Of The Infamous "Josh Fight"

The internet might've peaked.

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funny new and extremely specific sentences

Exciting New Sentences That Went Long Unuttered

That's a new one.

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A funny Tumblr thread breaks down reasonable bed positions.

Tumblr Thread: Reasonable Bed Positions Explained

Good old bedroom semantics.

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funny stories of loopholes | wivernryder auxiliary water pump on my car broke plastic rotted and cracked so spewing coolant everywhere) and mechanic wanted pay $300 150 part went an auto store and bought part just under $150 and gonna have chanic install until called them back and they said they don't install customer parts. So figured if they won't install customer parts, they'll at least fix existing problems with vehicle. So, naturally poorly installed new part myself, then took mechanic

A Few Great, Stupid Loopholes That Worked

Can't complain if it worked.

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A Tumblr user ranks the various Marvel movies by if there are trains in them | tilt-shift-blur Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains them Iron Man- 0/10. No trains Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but verbal reference subway

Marvel Movies Ranked By If There Are Trains In Them

The ranking that the world's Marvel movies deserve.

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Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle

Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

Why should anything be simple?

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A funny Tumblr thread about people outfitting their sea urchins in mini hats.

Tumblr Thread: Sea Urchins Wearing Mini Hats Is Everything

Had no idea how badly we needed this.

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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Yeah, that's wild.

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A Tumblr thread where cultures collide over the ways of measuring time and space | E penroseparticle My favorite thing is Europe is spooky because 's old and America is spooky because 's big meduseld difference between America and England is Americans think 100 years is long time, while English think 100 miles is long way Earle Hitchner burntcopper fave mine always american tales where people freaked out because 'someone died this house' and all europeans would go .Yes would be

Tumblr Thread: Cultures Collide Over Ways To Measure Time And Space

A very serious matter, indeed.

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