Ed Hardy Condoms: Because Your Penis Might as Well Dress Like a Douchebag

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The Ed Hardy clothing company, popularized by jackasses everywhere, has announced a line of condoms. These jimmy-jackets come in 5 "passionate" flavors guaranteed to have your date feeling like they settled. 

And, rumor has it, that if you pop on that rocket-protector it while covered in Axe body spray, it opens up a magical portal to New Jersey. 

Garfield Isn't a Fan of Foreplay

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I don't see "sex" on that wheel of his.