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15 Women Reveal the Most Orgasmic, Mind-Blowing Things Men Have Ever Done To Them In Bed

Damn it's getting hot and steamy in here. Leave it to the team over at Cosmopolitan to keep the rest of us entertained with enlightening, albeit sexually-themed surveys like this one. You can check the rest of the responses back over here, if you haven't gotten your fill after powering through these. 

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Nobody wants to be a two-pump chump, so science has a new way of calculating how long sex lasts to make men feel better: Include foreplay. 

Lovehoney, the sex toy retailer, decided to find out how long sex lasts for the average couple. After surveying 4,400 customers, they found that for a majority of heterosexual couples sex lasts and average for 19 minutes, if you include 10 minutes of foreplay. So the equation is: 10 minutes of foreplay + nine minutes of penetrative intercourse = 

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In fact, 52 percent of couples were happy with that number — even though men got greedy, with 23 percent of men said they wanted longer sessions. That's on you dudes because only 19 percent of women said that that wasn't enough. 

However, I should say that you're doing a good job. According to Vice, people are lasting longer. 

" A 2008 study, for example, found that sex considered "adequate" – objectively the worst adjective to describe sex ever – lasts anything from three to seven minutes, while seven to 13 minutes was considered a "desirable" duration.

"In 2016, Dr Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland surveyed 500 heterosexual couples having sex over a four-week period, asking them to manually time how long their intercourse lasted with a stopwatch. The results were pretty varied: 44 minutes was the longest, 33 seconds the shortest. But on average couples clocked in at 5.4 minutes. That's not including foreplay, but it's still considerably shorter than the duration enjoyed by respondents in the Lovehoney survey."

Good work, team! 

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People Share the WTF Experiences That Made 'Em Stop Mid-Sex and Holy Sh*t

These sexual deviants pushed the boundaries of what goes in the bedroom, and then some. Did they fail to keep it expected? Yes. Is it glorious? Maybe. At the very least they're redefining norms, as they screw and thrust and otherwise freak themselves out on the hells highway to sexual enlightenment...

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This Friday's Dedicated to Savannah Montano, Who Has An Ass That Looks Like the Bottom Of Heaven

Before the backlash ensues for posting a list of a 'hot chick in a bikini' -- something a surprising number of users here don't seem to be on board with -- can I just invite you to consider the fact that yes, another week is almost in the books (or it already is, if you're lucky); and we should probably celebrate the long-awaited occasion by driving ourselves wild with thirst for a young lady with a bottom seemingly carved by fucking Michelangelo himself, before she fell from heaven. Too far? Oh well. Upvote if you like hot chicks in revealing bikinis. Upvote if you like Fridays. 

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30 Memes About Sex and the Struggles of Relationships

Ahh relationships, the tumultuous roller-coaster of joy and despair that comes with sharing your life with another person. There might be some low points, but the good always ends up outweighing the bad. 

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