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Guy Matches With Hot, Sex-Crazed Tinder Chick Who Makes Most Ridiculous Fetish Requests We've Seen Since the App Was Created

What fresh hell is this? Sure, if that's actually her (and this isn't some perverse, bottom-feeding catfish at work) she clearly takes care of herself. And yeah, there's something to be said of the sexually fierce, if not experimental personalities when it comes to bedroom discourse; but bro, this is seven kinds of crazy, and outright ridiculous. The only reasonable course of action for our Tinder dude victim of the hour is to take his phone, toss it in the microwave, set to five minutes, and let it rip into a weird, fresh-fried memory of the past. 



Guy Matches With Hot, Sex-Crazed Tinder Chick Who Makes Most Ridiculous Requests We've Seen Since the App Was Created
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Well well, this is the best possible case scenario for a FAIL. She really flopped on this one, but fortunate for us, a couple friends came out to play in the process. If that was too ambiguous....BOOBS, guys. Does anything else in this particular outlandish situation really matter? Nah, dawg. Didn't think so. Not entirely sure what this foreign gameshow is after, but they've definitely got a lot of potential. A couple rising stars definitely caught my eye.

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People Theorize What It Would Be Like If Dr. Seuss Wrote Erotic Novels and Now Our Childhoods are Ruined

The internet has always done a fantastic job of destroying the things we hold dear. The very existence of rule 34 has left me with little in my life that has not been utterly ruined. 

Well, along comes this Ask Reddit thread to destroy dear old Dr. Seuss. Although, some of these don't quite fit into the classic Dr. Seuss pattern there are some truly amazing (terrible?) erotic poets lurking around. 

 I promise you, after reading these you'll never again be able to read Dr. Seuss without dirty rhymes floating through your head.

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Here's to Claudia Guajardo and her ingenious ability to capitalize on a tattooed mistake, bringing in more viewers in the process. I'm gonna go hop in a cold shower for a hot sec. 

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World's Most Visited Porn Site Does An Ask Me Anything, Naturally Invites Flood of Hilariously Dirty Humor

Would you expect anything less? Granted, I was very intrigued, madly curious to read through some of the answers from the self-proclaimed biggest HD porn site. They didn't fail to keep it light and insightful.

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People Share the Weirdest Sexual Requests They've Gotten From Their Partners, and Someone Queue Up a Cold Shower

People will do some crazy things in the name of passion. Some of these are pure, sweet unadulterated sex-crazed madness. You could say we opened up Pandora's Box on this one.

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People Pass Around Stories Of the Worst Sex Advice They've Ever Received

We've pried open the dusty Pandora's box of depraved and discouragingly mindless sex advice, and it's expectedly profane. To think that we have sexual deviants running amok out there sticking their manpoles in any hole that will have them, and peeing as they were advised thereafter, for good measure...buckle up and brace yourself my weary readers, cause we are diving deep down the rabbit's hole for this particular AskReddit thread. Expect twisted, occasionally dark-humored tangents.

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