There's four types of people in this world: Those who are sexy, those who make themselves look sexy, those who try to be sexy and fail, and then there's this.

Let's just consider this list to be the ultimate guide of 'things you shouldn't do to try to be sexy'.

These guys need a reality check. 

Get a grip guys. 

These guys couldn't keep it together when they gazed upon these beautiful models on Instagram. The resulting comments are a cringe-inducing meltdown. 

It's always best to double check the recipient before sending sensitive photos, because once they've been sent there's no taking them back. 

It's always a good idea to do a little cleanup and double check your surroundings before working on that selfie game. These ladies are a grade-A example why. 

Damn it's getting hot and steamy in here. Leave it to the team over at Cosmopolitan to keep the rest of us entertained with enlightening, albeit sexually-themed surveys like this one. You can check the rest of the responses back over here, if you haven't gotten your fill after powering through these.