It's always a good idea to do a little cleanup and double check your surroundings before working on that selfie game. These ladies are a grade-A example why. 

Damn it's getting hot and steamy in here. Leave it to the team over at Cosmopolitan to keep the rest of us entertained with enlightening, albeit sexually-themed surveys like this one. You can check the rest of the responses back over here, if you haven't gotten your fill after powering through these. 

In a recent interview with AskMen these lovely ladies laid out what their ideal date would be. 

Take notes boys.

These lovely ladies willingly submitted themselves to some brutal roasts on /r/roastme and let's just say people didn't hold back. 

This chick laid the full truth out there on Twitter with some solid advice for her fellow hoes. I figured this might be good information for some of you out there. 

Either way I couldn't help but read the whole thing despite the fact that none of this will ever be useful to me.

Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week. 

You're welcome. 

There's four types of people in this world: Those who are sexy, those who make themselves look sexy, those who try to be sexy and fail, and then there's this.

Let's just consider this list to be the ultimate guide of 'things you shouldn't do to try to be sexy'.