Sexy Ladies

Get your game goin with these babes. 

This chick laid the full truth out there on Twitter with some solid advice for her fellow hoes. I figured this might be good information for some of you out there. 

Either way I couldn't help but read the whole thing despite the fact that none of this will ever be useful to me.

There's four types of people in this world: Those who are sexy, those who make themselves look sexy, those who try to be sexy and fail, and then there's this.

Let's just consider this list to be the ultimate guide of 'things you shouldn't do to try to be sexy'.

Tinder is a place where you go hard or go home. No half-assed attempts at appearing sexy, interesting, smart, cool, funny and unique all at the same time: you either put everything in or nothing. And these Tinder girls put in everything. There's no bullsh*tting here, no skirting around the subject. No siree. And honestly, it's impressing. If I were confronted with that kind of up-front-ness on Tinder, I'd have no choice but to go with it. So go with it, and enjoy these inspirational Tinder moments. 

These guys need a reality check. 

Get a grip guys. 

These guys couldn't keep it together when they gazed upon these beautiful models on Instagram. The resulting comments are a cringe-inducing meltdown. 

It's always best to double check the recipient before sending sensitive photos, because once they've been sent there's no taking them back. 

It's always a good idea to do a little cleanup and double check your surroundings before working on that selfie game. These ladies are a grade-A example why. 

Damn it's getting hot and steamy in here. Leave it to the team over at Cosmopolitan to keep the rest of us entertained with enlightening, albeit sexually-themed surveys like this one. You can check the rest of the responses back over here, if you haven't gotten your fill after powering through these. 

In a recent interview with AskMen these lovely ladies laid out what their ideal date would be. 

Take notes boys.

These lovely ladies willingly submitted themselves to some brutal roasts on /r/roastme and let's just say people didn't hold back. 

Well, it's hump day yet again. We figured a little boost of endorphins might be in order to get you through the rest of the week. 

You're welcome. 

And if you need more Humpday Pics or another helping of Wednesday Memesto help you get past the most difficult, and longest part of anyone's week.

Skin, it's the largest organ of the body and a truly wonderful thing. It's self healing and prevents various illegal microbes from crossing our borders, but most importantly it keeps all of our insides on the inside so that they don't become our outsides. 

If there's one thing we love in this world... it's food. If there's two things we love, it's food and women. So, it goes without saying that when the two come together it's a heavenly combination.

The gods were certainly smiling when these photos were taken.

These fine and mighty and depraved Tinderellas all but stepped on 'dating app' ceremony, and instead opted for shameless, sexualized-displays of self-promotion. Are some of these borderline insane, and giving off the distinct whiff of potential sex addiction? Suure. Are they also dually awesomely transparent? Absolutely, and there's no doubt they're the kind of profiles that didn't rake in a truckload of right swipes... Tinder really is full of surprises. You never know what you'll find.