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Sex has a profound ability to cloud our judgment in a haze of something vaguely similar to terribly horny, blue-balled, sexually-frustrated teenage hormones, embrace our baser instincts, and enact with getting out there to do some ill-conceived 'things': things like blowing through budgets at bars like we're working through a bottomless bag of gold coins (and not subjecting ourselves to living off Top Ramen till next paycheck), surrounded by strangers, and just hoping we bump into that one chick that could be the one--that'll engage in conversation, at least. Or, enlisting ourselves for notoriously ridiculous dating apps like Tinder or Bumble that often times gives way to unforgettable crazy-coated conversations. And then, well, the opportunity for sex between consenting adults can just pop up in brilliant, unplanned fashion because you were there at the right time. These 13 people were lucky enough to fit the bill, get laid, not fail to round home base, etc, in one way or another.

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Given by the things some of these people are saying after sex, their lives are far more colorful than mine. 

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Via: WatchCut Video
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These videos of regular people describing their sex are very uncomfortable. Mainly because at least one half of each couple would rather jump off a building than talk about this stuff. 

I can't say that I blame them.

Ok. Tips for looking cool during intercourse:

  • Mouth closed
  • Eyes open — No blinking
  • Heavy breathing — THROUGH YOUR NOSE ONLY

If only these couples could just be honest and admit that this is everyone's "O" face.

via Popkey

Via: Jimmy Kimmel Live
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Jimmy Kimmel loves asking people on the street about their sex lives, as we all do. It's just fun to know who's getting laid and stuff because — oh, yeah — sex. 

You're not going to believe this, but on the day after Valentine's Day, well, people like to get, you know, intercoursed. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm talking about s-e-x, the physical act of love, people having it. 

So light some candles, eat an oyster, and pop open that bottle of merlot because random people on the street are saying whether or not they did "it" last night.

Sex. 


Class is in session, please turn to page four, annnd I need a cold shower. This is the kind of educational material that really grips you by the manhood, pulls you in, and awakens a hunger to well, learn more. Am I right? Or the wrong head's doing all the thinking here.

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Would you expect anything less? Granted, I was very intrigued, madly curious to read through some of the answers from the self-proclaimed biggest HD porn site. They didn't fail to keep it light and insightful.

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