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Cringe-Inducing Trending Hashtag #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words Is Guaranteed To Make Your Manhood Cower In Disgust

If there's one guarantee when it comes to sex, it's that things are going to get awkward at some point in the game. It's just human nature. If these particularly harrowing confessions from the cringe-tainted bedroom hit close to home for ya, you've my personal condolences. Keep trucking on.

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Nobody wants to be a two-pump chump, so science has a new way of calculating how long sex lasts to make men feel better: Include foreplay. 

Lovehoney, the sex toy retailer, decided to find out how long sex lasts for the average couple. After surveying 4,400 customers, they found that for a majority of heterosexual couples sex lasts and average for 19 minutes, if you include 10 minutes of foreplay. So the equation is: 10 minutes of foreplay + nine minutes of penetrative intercourse = 

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In fact, 52 percent of couples were happy with that number — even though men got greedy, with 23 percent of men said they wanted longer sessions. That's on you dudes because only 19 percent of women said that that wasn't enough. 

However, I should say that you're doing a good job. According to Vice, people are lasting longer. 

" A 2008 study, for example, found that sex considered "adequate" – objectively the worst adjective to describe sex ever – lasts anything from three to seven minutes, while seven to 13 minutes was considered a "desirable" duration.

"In 2016, Dr Brendan Zietsch from the University of Queensland surveyed 500 heterosexual couples having sex over a four-week period, asking them to manually time how long their intercourse lasted with a stopwatch. The results were pretty varied: 44 minutes was the longest, 33 seconds the shortest. But on average couples clocked in at 5.4 minutes. That's not including foreplay, but it's still considerably shorter than the duration enjoyed by respondents in the Lovehoney survey."

Good work, team! 

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Our stupid cupid YouTuber is back at it again asking unsuspecting college chicks highly cringe-inducing questions. Brace yourself. 

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22 Ladies Who Failed to Realize They Were Being Photobombed By Their Sex Toys

It's always a good idea to do a little cleanup and double check your surroundings before working on that selfie game. These ladies are a grade-A example why. 

24 Ladies Who Were Working On More Than Their Selfie Game and Forgot to put Their Toys Away
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Forget Beauty and the Beast, Read of the Ill-Fated Romance of This Man and His Sex Doll

Romeo and Juliet. Jack and Rose. Buffy and Angel. This dude and his sex doll. Is there a more harrowing tragedy than that of two star-crossed lovers separated by society and doomed to fail? No, and this may be the saddest of them all. 

This man was sent a sex doll as a "complement," and well, the world wasn't ready for their love. It is better to love and lost than to never have loved at all. Read this below because he posted it on Facebook for some reason. 

Forget Beauty and the Beast, Read of the Ill-Fated Roamnce of This Man and His Sex Doll
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People Share the WTF Experiences That Made 'Em Stop Mid-Sex and Holy Sh*t

These sexual deviants pushed the boundaries of what goes in the bedroom, and then some. Did they fail to keep it expected? Yes. Is it glorious? Maybe. At the very least they're redefining norms, as they screw and thrust and otherwise freak themselves out on the hells highway to sexual enlightenment...

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From the moment I saw this headline I knew I was in for a special breed of cringe-till-your-eyes-close video. I mean, could you really expect anything less in this situation? A bunch of ladies that regularly wrestle with sexual depravity as part of their profession, are bound to come across some pretty wild, hair-raising, ball-shriveling, accounts of spontaneous embarrassment.