As if Rick Santorum's political aspirations didn't have enough problems, one of his supporters said on live television that everyone's making too big a fuss about silly things like sexual rights and just shove some aspirin up there, like they did in "his day."

Courtesy of Pundit Kitchen, your one-stop shop for political LOLs (because there's so very, very much to LOL at).

She must have an awfully close relationship with her dentist to be giving him/her personal phone numbers...

Oh good lord. Definitely for hot dogs. Yep. Okay, done looking at this now.

Crayons before mans! It's like "bros before hoes" except more relevant in this context.