Pranksters in Germany Halted a Train After Sealing Up One of its Doors

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Hooligans in Hamburg, Germany managed to sneak into a train depot and decommission a vehicle by barricading one of its doors with bricks and sealing it with expanding foam. Stupid and funny as it may be, the damages are in the thousands of dollars. 

A Woman Wearing a "Won't be Caught" Shirt Stole $1500 in Beauty Supplies.

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They were captured on camera on their way out, but no arrests have been made. You have to admire the moxie, the raw daring of wearing a shirt like this during a theft.

Bonus points: Of course this happened in Florida.

Overreaction of the Day: Woman Sets Fire to Car Because Guy Wouldn’t Give Her Cigarette

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Holy smokes!

A woman in Jerusalem was arrested this week for setting fire to a car because someone wouldn’t give her a cigarette.

Security cam footage shows the woman approaching a man at a gas station. After the rejection, she takes out a lighter and ignites the gas tank, which quickly bursts into flames.

Fortunately, the guy pulls out the pump preventing the car from exploding.

Here’s the appropriate way to respond to being denied a cigarette.

A Dog in Scotland Took a Tractor for a Joyride. His Face Says it All.

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Don the collie hopped in the tractor in Abington, South Lanarkshire early in the morning, crashing through a fence and careening through a busy commuter road. Don's owner was eventually able to commandeer the vehicle, and luckily no one was hurt. 

And really, could you be mad at the little guy with a face like that?