In the Most Canadian News Story Ever, a Driver Runs Into a Restaurant, Buys a Round of Wings on the House to Apologize

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In the Most Canadian News Story Ever, a Driver Runs Into a Restaurant, Buys a Round of Wings on the House to Apologize
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Via CBCNews:

None of the customers at the Shoal Harbour Drive restaurant were seated at the centre tables when the truck crashed through the front window into the dining area.

The apologetic driver bought wings for the startled customers who were in the restaurant at the time.

A spokesperson with the company said there was no structural damage to the building, just broken windows and damaged furniture.
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This Woman's Monopoly Game With Her Boyfriend in the Only Way Monopoly Can: With Physical Violence

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This Woman's Monopoly Game With Her Boyfriend in the Only Way Monopoly Can: With Physical Violence
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From CBS Boston:

A game of Monopoly ended with a young woman under arrest in New Hampshire.

Hooksett police say they were called to a home on Post Road late Sunday night for a report of a domestic disturbance.

Alyssa Ferraro, 21, told officers "she got into an argument with her boyfriend over a game of Monopoly and open hand slapped him in the face," according to a police statement.

The boyfriend was not seriously hurt.

This Australian Reporter Should Have Considered a Helmet Before Reporting on These Skaters

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In that skater's defense, that would have been a sick gap bonus and multiplier in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.

A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever

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A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever
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From WFTV:

An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.

They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.

His is the human condition, the struggle we all face. Bless you, drunk-munchies cyclist guy.

Musician Bob Geldof Gets Kicked Off of the News for Dropping the Dreaded "Bollocks" Word

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These days Geldof is better known for his work with the charity group Band Aid, but today he'll be "that guy who got kicked off of cable television for saying the thing that Americans don't even know is vulgar."