This Australian Reporter Should Have Considered a Helmet Before Reporting on These Skaters

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In that skater's defense, that would have been a sick gap bonus and multiplier in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2.

A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever

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A Drunk, Belligerent Cyclist Really Wanted 3:00 AM Taco Bell, Leading to the Best Mugshot Ever
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From WFTV:

An intoxicated New Smyrna Beach man wanted Taco Bell, but employees wouldn't serve him because he was on a bicycle in the drive-through lane, authorities said.

They called New Smyrna Beach police when Gabriel Harris, 33, refused to leave after placing an order at the drive-through window as the restaurant was closing just after 3 a.m. on Sunday.

His is the human condition, the struggle we all face. Bless you, drunk-munchies cyclist guy.

Musician Bob Geldof Gets Kicked Off of the News for Dropping the Dreaded "Bollocks" Word

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These days Geldof is better known for his work with the charity group Band Aid, but today he'll be "that guy who got kicked off of cable television for saying the thing that Americans don't even know is vulgar."

She Was Arrested for Exactly the Thing Her Shirt says She Loves

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She Was Arrested for Exactly the Thing Her Shirt says She Loves
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From The Smoking Gun:

According to cops, Asher (seen in the above mug shot) and Richard Rice, 57, were found in possession of 3.37 grams of the drug, as well as a set of digital scales. Asher and Rice were each hit with felony narcotics possession and trafficking counts.

Scheduled to appear in court on November 12, Asher remains locked up in the county jail on $25,000 bond.