Maybe you should take the money out first and then fuck it? Logistics, bro.

Alan Watts poses the question "what would you do with your life if money was no object?" It's hard to argue with the whole "do what makes you happy" thesis of his lecture here.

After receiving what was believed to be an unfair ticket, one man decided to pay his fine in origami pigs made of one dollar bills. Not very subtle, but clever!