"It's like having your dinner catered and not made by your servants:

IT'S BETTER WHEN POOR PEOPLE DO IT!"

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Only 25,000 of these coins will be produced by the Canadian mint, though there are more dinosaur coins on their way. Get 'em while they're hot!

Alternatively: "Totally Expensive Pointless Car Mod SWAG".

You have it forever; pay whatever it takes to not get it done the wrong way.

If Pink Floyd is ever looking for an appropriate accoutrement for the sax solo in "Money," they need look no further.