Pickle pilferer? No, that's stupid too...

Here at Cheezburger, we know a good cheeseburger when we see one. Trust us. Unfortunately, fast food often fails to live up to the images of it we see on commercials. So, just how do they make heartburn with pickles look so darn wholesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not plastic... I think.

Why else do you think they call me "Coroner" Sanders??? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Pls to nto be stelaing lieknes, is coypyirhgt of Wat Didney Inc.

Regrds, Dolan