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Yes, I would like fries with that — more fries that that, though.

Lots of people on Twitter are complaining about the amount of french fries they get in a large fries from McDonald’s. Apparently, they’re only getting half-filled containers like this:

But also, did this dude check the bottom of the bag? Probably not.

He’s not the only, though. Lots of people are blaming McDonald’s for near-empty containers (as if they didn’t eat them shits on the drive home).

McDonald’s, presumably tired of getting hit up on Twitter finally responded by telling customers to direct their complaints at the point of sale — at least they can then verify that those fries aren’t at the bottom of the bag or in the person’s stomach. They said:

“There is no policy in place which suggests French Fries should be served in a carton that is anything less than full.

“Customer service and experience is one of our top priorities and we are always disappointed to hear when our food falls short of customer’s expectations and our high standards.”

I mean you could also do like a certain reality-TV gameshow host and take your complaints directly to the Grimace:

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It's your sucky day! (Ed: Sorry).

The folks at McDonald's hear you. Want all-day breakfast? Boom. Here's a McMuffin at 7:23pm. Want a smaller Big Mac? Boom. Buh-bye middle bread. You want a McRib? Sorry, you've got to wait for pork prices to plummet again

But one thing's for sure, they know that you're having a hard time with that Shamrock Shake, especially that new one with chocolate in it or something. And because McDonald's loves you, they've hired the team behind Google's modular smartphone Project Ara to produce S.T.R.A.W. (Suction Tube for Reverse Axial Withdrawal). 

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What's the difference between S.T.R.A.W. and straw? McDonald's new over-engineered bad bou comes with a hooked end and fore holes, which were designed specifically to allow people to finally taste their thicker than thick Chocolate Shamrock Shake. 

However, this project is a bit of a Willy Wonka Golden Ticket: S.T.R.A.W. is only available in 80 cities and limited to 2,000. 

It really is your sucky day. 

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Internet Reacts to McDonald's Announcing They're Giving Away Truckloads of Free Special Sauce

McDonald's announced they'll be giving away 10,000 free bottles of their Special Sauce on Thursday, January 26th; and the internet is a melting pot of excitement meets sassy indifference. Sassy indifference here being the whispers of, 'haven't we already had this available?' It's called Thousand Island Dressing.

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Thinking about getting married? Thinking about getting McDonald’s? Thinking about both? Well, some dude beat you to it.

via YouTube

Southeast Asia features a special wedding tradition: “fetching the bride,” where the bride and groom do fun challenges to prove themselves worthy to their spouse. This dude, Chen Guanyou, honored his special day with his favorite special treat: A weekly McDonald’s run. 

Dressing up like Ronald, a burger, some fries, and more, he and his groomsman threw together this ridiculous video, which will probably have his bride-to-be thinking twice about tying the knot.

H/T TIME

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Adam Ruins Everything has spilled the beans on one of the most infamous lawsuits of the last 30 years.

You’ve probably heard the story of the greedy old woman and her dastardly plan to burn herself and make out with millions. Heck, they made a Seinfeld episode out of it.

But that’s not the real story.

Adam Ruins Everything spent last night ruining justice in their latest episode, and in the midst of taking the criminal justice system to task, he gave a run down of the real story of that greedy old woman who burned herself for money.

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What actually happened was a 79-year-old woman, sitting in the passenger seat of a parked car, accidentally spilled McDonald’s coffee on herself. While she admitted the accident was her fault, McDonald’s coffee was being served at 190 degrees — nearly boiling — and left her with third degree burns. McDonald’s said that their coffee was a hazard at that temperature, agreeing with the 700 people who had already complained during the previous decade.

Check out the full clip above and think twice cracking joke about a lawsuit like this. 

via 20th Century Fox