The Seattle Seahawks Mascot Decided to Take a Rest During Sunday's Game... on a Fan's Head

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Taima the Augur hawk was eager to mingle with the fans and sign autographs with her talons on people's scalps.

Witness the Absolute Rage of a Dallas Cowboy Fan as His Team Loses Their Game

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WARNING: Adult, work-unsafe language in this video. Fun fact: This is the same rage you see when your left-leaning friends talk about the name "Washington Redskins." Fitting, as that's who the Cowboys lost to.

Another Football Player Injured Himself During a Post-Sack Celebration

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That's Lamarr Houston of the Bears in their game against the Patriots. The Patriots were so far ahead they brought in their second string quarterback, who Houston reveled in sacking. Then... this happened.

The two injuries, side by side:

Peyton Manning Was None Too Happy With the Mile High Stadium Scoreboard Operator Last Night

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A visibly frustrated Peyton Manning implored the crowd to quiet down during a play late in the game last night, and could be seen mouthing "shut up" after one of his offensive linemen got flagged for a false start. In the post-game press conference, Manning clarified that it wasn't the fans who were getting on his nerves, it was the scoreboard operator who was playing graphics encouraging fans to get up, get loud, and dance.

Getting up, getting loud, and dancing are all well and good, just save it for when the home team's on defense!

"Shut up!!!"

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