Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Hair

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Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Hair
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And when I say "new wave" I do mean "New Wave." Apparently Boy George is the leading fashion influence for the youth these days.

Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please
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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.

Poorly Dressed: Do Not Test This Bodice

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Poorly Dressed: Do Not Test This Bodice
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No remorse, no regrets, only bonnets and sunflowers.

Poorly Dressed: Uggs. For Your Wedding. Ponder For That a Moment.

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Poorly Dressed: Uggs. For Your Wedding. Ponder For That a Moment.
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So, Ugg has unveiled a new line of shoes and boots... for weddings. Because nothing says "That Special Day" quite like atrocious boots. But hey, sometimes you just want your Wedding to be extra special, right?

Poorly Dressed: You'll Be Missed, Vidal Sassoon

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Poorly Dressed: You'll Be Missed, Vidal Sassoon View Fullscreen
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Amid the news of this week, we lost legendary hair stylist Vidal Sassoon this week. Take some time out and ponder your favorite hair-style FAILs in his honor!

Poorly Dressed: False, the Entire Decade Was Neon

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Poorly Dressed: False, the Entire Decade Was Neon
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What? Are you saying that I may have false conceptions of an era I had zero participation in outside of other nostalgia-ridden perspectives from suspect sources? That's CRAZY TALK.

Poorly Dressed: Satyrwear Begins

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Poorly Dressed: Satyrwear Begins
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Dress as your favorite mythical pseudo-beast this spring!