The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.
Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.
Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.
Go to the fashion place where cool meets weird over at If Style Could Kill!
And when I say "new wave" I do mean "New Wave." Apparently Boy George is the leading fashion influence for the youth these days.
I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.