Poorly Dressed: My Body is Not Ready

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Poorly Dressed: My Body is Not Ready
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

Poorly Dressed: These Are My Fertility Pants

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Poorly Dressed: These Are My Fertility Pants
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Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.

Poorly Dressed: The Runway: Grace, Beauty, Elegance

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Oh, and beefing it. Lots and lots and lots of beefing it.

Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Hair

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Poorly Dressed: The New Wave of Hair
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And when I say "new wave" I do mean "New Wave." Apparently Boy George is the leading fashion influence for the youth these days.

Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please

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Poorly Dressed: Do Us All a Favor and Abide By the Rules, Please
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I'm not sure where this is, or who it is who declared this to be official store policy, but I'm shedding a tear of joy for you right now. Thank you. Just. Thank you.