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President Trump's Appearance With Easter Bunny's Getting Hilariously Roasted

Low and behold, apparently we're all living in the middle of a Hunger Games movie; and I'm not okay with it. At this point, kind of assuming Donald Trump knew the hilarious, trollworthy, cringe-inducing roast direction the internet was going to take this moment. At least the results are anything but disappointing. 

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People Keep Photoshopping Extremely Long Ties on Trump and We Can't Even...

We're not totally sure why this is happening or what the intention is here, but we're pretty sure these are the 'Russian Ties' we keep hearing about.

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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Maybe this is the real reason Donald Trump didn't want to throw the first pitch for an MLB game: he just has a deep, burning, maddening desire to let loose an impassioned 'Take Me Out to the Ball Game.' 

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Trump or Brannigan? It's Almost Impossible to Tell

Yeah, Yeah. We know. "pls no political rhetoric Fail Blog". I don't care where you stand on this one, this shit's funny. 

Well, it turns out some insane things that come out of Trump's mouth are often entirely indistinguishable from lines that would be written for Zapp Brannigan on Futurama. Some goes for the other way around. 

The pictures below are either Trump quotes over a picture of Zapp, or Zapp quotes over a picture of Trump. 

Bonus points for reading in Zapp's voice.

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Crazy Conspiracy Theory Asserts That Maybe This Obamacare Replacement is Just An Arrested Development Reboot

I'm not crazy about conspiracy theories, but this one is starting to make a lot of sense. 

Sure, at the time it aired, Arrested Development seemed more like a satire for the Bush-era, specifically its commentary on the Iraq War. But looking at the show today, we're seeing some new wrinkles. 

One Twitter user, @ddiamond, took things a step further, and it's all clicking together. 

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Merriam-Webster Dictonary Is Slamming Trump Again and Twitter Loves It

The dictionary has been doing great work these last few months. Not only have they reminded us that things like "alternative facts" are just lies, but also corrected Trump's poor grammar in real time.

Now, as we got ready to find out whether we'd still have health insurance next year, the dictionary threw some major shade:


Are we waking up from the nightmare or just returning to it? Hard to say. But at least Merriam-Webster is there with us. 

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People Are Roasting the Life Out of Ivanka's In-Laws For Building Skyscraper That Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo

The company owned by Ivanka Trump's in-laws, the Kushner family definitely managed to ignite a hilarious wave of meme-inspired, dildoesque ridiculousness. Did they know the internet has no shame when it comes to drawing sexualized comparisons? They had to have. I refuse to believe anything else. That building is a steel-framed, thunderous erectile implant, and if the Kushners go through with creating it; all the power to 'em. 

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