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McDonald's Twitter Account Gets Hacked, Proceeds to Ruthlessly Trash Donald Trump

McDonald's is still reportedly looking into the source of the hack, but in the meanwhile I think it's safe to assume we can all agree that whoever seized the reins had it out for Mr. DJ Trump in a big way. Only thing that could've improved the disruptive, unexpected tweet was if we'd gotten some sort of Twitter war between the two. Here's to hoping that next time we're so lucky. 

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White House Accidentally Emails Press Actual Fake News Because, Yup, They Just Read the Headline to a Satire Piece and Hit Send

God dammit. 

I'm starting to feel a little bad about how often I have to fire up my computer and let you guys know all the ways why electing a reality-TV gameshow host was a bad idea. No, I'm not. He sucks. Well, here's another one. 

Despite telling Tucker Carlson that he loves to read, Trump and his White House do not read. That's why they sent out this email earlier today, which links to a friggin' satirical article in the Washington Post

The article entitled "Trump's budget makes perfect sense and will fix America, and I will tell you why" comes from a columnist Alexandra Petri, who writes humor columns for the Post. But, come on, that headline seems like it was written by our president, so you can see why he wanted everyone to see it and, presumably, print it out and hang it on their fridge. 

Please get it together, Donny. Your finger is on the button. 

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Via: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Pretty shitty week for that reality-TV gameshow host who's really struggling to be president right now. His travel ban was blocked because his cronies couldn't stop bragging about how racist it was, his wiretapping claim is bunk, and his budget plan is putting a halt to those pesky Meals on Wheels senior. Wow, pretty dumb stuff to have read or write about the leader of the free world. 

Anyway, Seth Meyers is getting us through it because Seth funny. Funny is good. Cutting PBS bad. 

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Donald Trump lies all the time. He was practically elected to lie all the time. Sean Spicer is in danger of breaking a finger from air quoting the president's words all the time. Someone help this man and his poor finger.

Thankfully, detective Seth Meyers, private eye, took the time to pour over the news, write a few jokes, and get to the bottom of this mess that will soon be our lives. Watch him take on his bullshit healthcare bill, jobs report, and wiretapping claims, finally making Trump funny again... as oppose to just terrifying. 

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People Are Ripping Donald Trump a New One After He Threatened 'Failing Career' Snoop Dogg With 'Jail Time'

During the controversial video for Snoop Dogg's "Lavendar" he can be seen quite literally taking aim with a pistol at a mock-up of Donald Trump. Obviously, these being the times we live in, such blasphemy couldn't go unaddressed; and by no one other than the president himself. Donald Trump lashed out in expectedly incendiary fashion, and proceeded to kick the ever hungry appetites of Twitter Trolls near and far. Come on DJ Trump, leave Snoop Dogg out of this. 

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I wouldn't mess with Luke Skywalker because he could bring down a whole empire one handed. 

That didn't stop this Education Department employee from trying to bring the heat, regarding Mark Hamill's interview with The Daily Beast last november:

Probably not the smartest move, though. As we mentioned before, Mark Hamill is pretty good at this sort of thing. 

And people love watching him in action:






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Rachel Maddow Sets the Internet Ablaze With One Tweet About Trump's Tax Returns

Rachel Maddow of MSNBC managed to set the denizens of the internet into a full-on tailspin with one hell of a consequential tweet about Mr. DJ Trump and his tax returns, this evening. Buckle up and enjoy the ride...

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