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Hey, it's CPAC (Conservative Political Action Conference) week. You probably heard of it as that event that invited known bigot Milo Yiannopoulos, but then decided that maybe someone who supports pedophilia isn't the free speech defender they want

They are still having many other known bigots, though, like Steve Bannon and that reality-TV gameshow host who is now the president of asking the FBI to denounce Trump-Russia story. So that's fun. 

But speaking of Trump and Russia, someone at CPAC is handing out Russian flags that say Trump on them.

Ever the buzzkills, the staff at CPAC didn't take to kindly to the idea that their keynote speaker was somehow being influenced by a foreign nation, so they had someone come by and snatch up the flags.

All this is so strange. It's as if people think that their is something fishy going on between Trump and Russia. 

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The 2017 political landscape is about to hit another plane of reality. 

Apparently, witches around the world are coming together to cast a spell on that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency, which is its own kind of witchcraft.



First, ok. 

Second, now we're all adults. Witchcraft isn't real. No matter what that Mrs. Kravitz across the street thinks she saw. 

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But that's not stopping Trump supporters from firing back on their own, calling upon their own spiritual forces to contend with, yes, witchcraft, and thus, giving credence to the idea that witchcraft is legitimate.

Well, at least some people are enjoying this.


 

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Hope you're ready to never sleep again because someone made a little Troll doll out of that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, so that he could make the lives of marginalized children unsafe

Chuck Williams has opened up a Kickstarter to fund the manufacturing of this mini Donald Trump. It stands about five-inches tall, has really stupid hair, and holds a little iPhone, which is technically incorrect because everyone knows that Trump refuses to give up his insecure AndroidCalled "The Official World's Greatest Troll," Chuck's abominable creation has already brought in over five times more than needed to produce that little baby dick. And, ugh, would you look at this thing?


Horrible. 

Want to own one for yourself? You can preorder this little gross grabber over on Kickstarter. Bring this butt home.

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It's hard to imagine how Trump sees the world, aside from what can only be described as having a seething hatred for every man, woman, and child on Earth. But this video by Vic Berger, which re-cuts last week's crazy press conference comes close. 

Tim and Eric fans will love this. 


Via: Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Over the weekend, as I'm sure you heard, that reality-TV gameshow host who clearly isn't here to make friends, told the crowd at his campaign rally that there was a terror attack in Sweden. 

Of course, that never actually happened, and he was just regurgitating what he heard on Fox News the night before. This is what happens when you turn down intelligence briefings and have to have them dumbed down anyway

This continues to play into our hypnotic pinwheel of a president's idea of truth, which is currently putting everyone on Earth's life at risk. So thankfully, Seth Meyers and his team wrote some jokes to help the medicine go down. 

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Via: Evil Ice Cream Pictures
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Tiny Trump, a great meme for a great country. It's not every president that gets turned into a pint-sized little ruler. So far, from what I can surmise after thinking about it for about 30 seconds, it's Trump and George W. Bush. Remember this show: 



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Me neither. 

But Tiny Trump is it's own special little thing. It's cute and fun, and it reminds us of the precious toddler-sized ego of that reality-TV gameshow host who is our president for some stupid reason.

Check out some more Tiny Trumps:

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Via: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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I don't know about you, but I love Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects. Easily one of his best films, if not one of the best movies of the 90s — and Gremlins 2: The New Batch came out in the 90s. 

Ok. So it isn't as good as Gremlins 2, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy this quick parody of the movie from Stephen Colbert. 

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