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Twitter Is Dragging One of Trump's Nazi Guys For His Remarks on London Attacks

If you're unfamiliar with Sebastian Lukács v. Gorka, you're really missing out. One of Trump's highest-level counter terrorism "experts," Gorka hit it big over the last last few weeks, after Gorka called a critic on the phone because the critic was mean to him on Twitter (you can listen to that call here), it was discovered that he swore allegiance to a neo-Nazi group, and had a blistering profile Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.


Now, after his appearance on Sean Hannity, Twitter is showing this Nazi what's up. Yeah, he's a Nazi who works for the president. 

Classic Gorka, using a nation's tragedy to justify his bigotry. Twitter, you're up to bat.

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Hoooooly Shit, These Pictures of Trump in a Semi Truck Might Have Just Made This Whole Nightmare Worth It

Who's a big boy? 

That reality-TV gameshow host who somehow became president finally had his big boy dreams come true yesterday. After meeting with a group of trucking CEOs, the Donald got behind the wheel of a semi, pretended to drive for the first time in decades, and even got to honk the horn like a big boy! 

He sure does! 

Obvious people loved this because, wow, does he look ridiculous. Check them out and try not to think about the fact that while this was happening, the GOP was figuring out a plan to kick 20 million people off insurance. 

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So it's been another insane week in Trump's America. And as he juggles both the collapsing GOP Obamacare replacement and a massive Russia scandal, we're left trying to figure out what the hell is going on. 

It's such a relief that Seth Meyers is able to sum these things up in about 10 minutes because who knew healthcare could be this complicated? Check out his latest "A Closer Look" segment, which basically tracks how Trump went from talking about healthcare to honking a truck horn like a big boy.

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Yesterday started with Trump reminding everyone that Lincoln was a republican and ended with the another major Trump connection to Russia.

But that's just the tip of the iceberg because yesterday was so batshit crazy. While everyone was talking about Trump's go-nowhere wiretapping claim that we're still wasting our time with, another major Russia story burst, with evidence indicating that the former Trump campaign chair has been working to aide Putin since 2006. These guys can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar. 

Ew, boy. This is a lot. I'd watch the video and get a little sugar with that medicine. 

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Trump's Son-In-Law Is Building Mordor's Tower of Orthanc at 666 Fifth Ave.

Jared Kushner, Trump's son-in-law, and the man who's apparently in charge of solving the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, is building a brand-new tower at... 666 Fifth Ave. 666? And it, uhhh, looks like this:

Ew, boy. Someone should tell him that it looks a lot like this: 

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We've figured out why Donald Trump wants to tank PBS so badly 

Everyone knows that that reality-TV gameshow host who is currently under investigation by the FBI for links with Russia knows how to hold a grudge. So it makes sense that he'd want to take on the station responsible for the most politically subversive road in America: Sesame Street.

Over the years, Sesame Street has fired shots at Trump, making him out to be some sort of cartoonish villain for some reason. In 2005, they did an Apprentice parody with an orange-haired muppet named Ronald Grump, the trash-wealthiest grouch in the world, who puts his name on every piece of trash in town. 





That wasn't the first time Grump tried to move onto Sesame Street. In 1988, a real estate tycoon who promised multi-floord can-diminums for grouches set up shup in and built Grump Tower. 



But apparently, Sesame Street wasn't content with the metaphorical distance of a felt puppet, and later recast Gump with none other than Joe Pesci. 

Here is backstage getting into character for 1994's Sesame Street 25th Anniversary special:





And here he is playing the villian of the 25th anniversary special:



A man synonmous wiht villiany on Sesame Street is the president. 

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There's nothing better than a pro-wrestling beef, right? Ok. Well, maybe when the beef is between the star of Commando/current reality-TV gameshow host and president of United States/former reality-TV game show host. 

The fight between Donald Trump and Arnold Schwarzenegger has been raging for months, with Donnie being really invested in Arnold's lackluster Apprentice ratings. Now, it's the Governators' turn.

Arnold fired a warning shot directly into Donald Trump's hair by bringing up the president's frankly shitty ass approval ratings, as well as his plans to cut Meals on Wheels and after school programs for kids. 

The tangerine dream hasn't responded because, I don't know, he's busy being investigated for Russian collusion, but he probably will soon becuase he's a wimp baby. 

via Leroy Patterson