Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.
Cigar City Brewing in Tampa has decided to pay homage to the "world's worst superhero" with its new Florida Man Double IPA, currently available at its tasting room.
So far the response from customers has been positive, especially among those who like their beers "crazy hoppy," according to Cigar City Brewing marketing associate Russell Breslow. He says the beer has "a bright citrusy hop character" with notes of piney resin, apricot, peach, orange and lemon on a solid malt background.
The bottle pictures the same mugshot that's popularly recognized as the @_FloridaMan Twitter account profile picture. Cigar City did a little editing and substituted the marker streaks from the infamous mugshot with a pair of aviator-style sunglasses.
Check out some of Florida Man's classic antics here!
Built by Hogs Back Brewery this sweet road bike has a beer barrel sidecar and houses some hidden booze and barware. That's right, this sweet ride is it's own mobile pub. So pack your favorite bartender in the sidecar and you're off on a high speed adventure.