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Via: Barcroft TV
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Apparently slinging grimy, sauce-crusted dishes while dealing with predictably testy patrons at her local restaurant just wasn't getting it done. The only logical next step was 'vaguely' whoreing herself out as a sugar baby, which is quite the lucrative career. I quote our Sugar Baby of the hour, “I did buy a bra that was $500”. Yo, that's well outside the min wage/tip jar budget, so if that's what gets her off in this crazy little thing called life...well, then have at it.

I'm feeling for the poor boyfriend in this situation that's just one more bedazzled, $500 bra away from full-fledged cuckolding. 

Via: HarrietSugarcookie
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Let's just go ahead and call this what it is: a bunch of porn stars/scantily-clothed, busty women recycling age old sentiments of common sense; but still keeping us entertained, because like you know...hot chicks and boobs and stuff, man. 

Via: Johnny Bishop
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This is one of those stark raving mad moments I continually questioned as it unfolded before my eyes. Like, what fresh hell is this?

Haircuts for many are a generally unnerving experience, often marred by the barber's incessant attempts at forced conversation because apparently you're their therapist; all while you breath through your mouth to escape the smells of their cigarette-stained fingertips. This dude though. He took the uncomfortable and lit a fire up under its ass. So as far as that goes, well done I guess man. You didn't fail to keep things interesting.

Via: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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What I'm seeing here is a strong, glaring symptom of Alec Baldwin's growing inability to break character: you can only play the cheeto puff-dusted, tangerine-coated, red-faced-angry-hockey-dad, golden-haired swine so many times before you lose yourself in the infinite abyss of the very man's tweet-riddled mind.

Via: Davison Video
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I appreciate this. Seems like every day, or week, we've got a new 'girl sits on vibrator, orgasms inappropriately in questionable place with unfortunate people around' on hand. You might recall the most recent viral video of the girlfriend orgasm-ing in front of mom. Well, this chick decided to provide some sweet humorous commentary on the ridiculousness of it all. Big ups.

Via: Team Coco
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Yes, this is every bit as cringe as you'd expect it to be; and quite frankly, big ups to Anderson in this case for doing away with the small talk (as is expected on a talk show) and cutting right to the juicy stuff.

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