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Via: @NYCFireWire
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Via: Matchstick Productions
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What better way to celebrate 25 years of being in business as a leading production company (Matchstick Productions) with a taste for filming the death-defying stunts performed by maniacal adrenaline junkies, than to drop a supercut video that touts the worst of the worst wipeouts.

I'm feeling some legit placebo pain right now, bro. My bones hurt, and my toes are cold, and I want a giant cup of supremely spiked hot fucking cocoa after watching all these. Anyone else? How about a round for the table.

Via: Petr Hawliczek
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'Have you no shame?' we all wondered...

This is easily the most shamelessly ridiculous, sexualized 'internet challenge/war' I've seen come to fruition since the dawn of 2017. Will it gain momentum and full on virality though? Time will tell, but shit, it's definitely got potential.

Via: The Late Late Show with James Corden
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Yo, Sting...that woman with the baby was no ghost, bro. I'm just taking a gander here, and am gonna float out the possibility you had a sweet, midnight hour brush with a bedside psycho. That, or you were on some wild kind of substance, and I want some. 

Via: Team Coco
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Shoutout to the soulless walking wet far that pulled off a solid hate crime when she went and ripped up Triumph's cigar. I understand it might be tough to maintain a sense of humor when you don't own a television set (cause you're still on that radio game), and your ideal day was having the dirty neighborhood cat lick Tapioca pudding off your toes while you played BINGO against some senile dude named Saul that was only playing to begin with cause he already forgot about the last time.

But hey, I'm sure Triumph's got a fresh stoge on deck. So at least we have that.

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