OMG Check My New Shoes! (Ignore My New Bracelet!!!11!!!1!)

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boots,bracelet,house arrest,shoes,whoops
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Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

This is Why We Color Code Our Shoes

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coordination,leather,loafers,shoes,whoops
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Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.

Studying Hard WILL Make You Lose Your Hair

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bald,haircut,prank,school,shaving,whoops
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Doesn't he know that it's practically summer vacation by now?

THESE COLORS DON'T PLAY FOOTIE

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britain,engrish,international,UK,union jack,usa,whoops
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For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...