"And that was the day I retired that shirt."
On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!
Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.
FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION
Shirt, why you gotta be such a shirt?
Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!
Or at least, why I stopped shaving at the all-beige outlet mall.
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