Not pictured: "Hott Stuffz," "Melts In Your Mouth," "Moped," "Toot it and Boot It," and "Ohio State Rodeo Champion 1998."

I've always been something of a "floating bone" person myself.

I hate it when I forget the roll of frozen dough in the car like that...

I mean like, so excited that you could barely contain yourself? Like, you're just overflowing with feelings of anticipation? Like you can barely hold yourself in? Yeah, it's a pretty great feeling.

Don't worry, you can take that bracelet back eventually!

Get ready to start Summer FAIL School right here!

Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.