And by "better you feel" you mean "after you plant your face on the ground"?
For Queen and Country (Music), chaps and patriots! Looks like a bit of an Engrish problem to me...
You're so clever I almost forgot how immature it is to call attention to your dude-parts like that. Oh wait.
Remember people: The answer is always another slice of pizza.
Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.
On the other hand, your gender reassignment therapy appears to be going great!
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