Just remember: There's always money in this guy.
At least I hope, because being rich and insane is the only reason I think you could use to justify this.
They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!
"What, this IS how I smile!"
I guess meth isn't all bad. Just look at how much weight he's lost!
The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.