It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate

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It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate
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I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME

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GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME
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UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.

Stay Bundled! Layers!

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Stay Bundled! Layers!
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I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

Come With Me Traveler, You Have Much to See

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Come With Me Traveler, You Have Much to See
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Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?

As it Turns Out, a Wine Dress Just Looks Like a Flesh Dress!

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As it Turns Out, a Wine Dress Just Looks Like a Flesh Dress!
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Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, ORACLE

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TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, ORACLE
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Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?

Now To Cover the REST Of You...

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Now To Cover the REST Of You...
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Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.