Well, the fashionista-scientists over at Micro'be' have finally figured out how to ferment your own dress. As it turns out, fermenting a dress from wine microbes makes it look like you're wearing your muscles on the outside. Duly noted!

Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

I dunno, maybe the political allegory is just going over my head or something.

Then again, maybe this is just rare documentation of a hair-growing mutation that I'm not aware of. Call the X-Men!

Delirium is right this way, just around the corner, come on now!

New fashion trend, or viral Team Fortress 2 marketing? YOU DECIDE.