Who Wants Some Beefcake?

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Clearly, there's plenty to go around.

Untitled

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MildlyAmused

Hey, Joe What Are You up to Today?

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So Basically, Anybody Could Get Laid in the '80s

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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

You Clowned My Heart

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While your Flinstones-themed spandex made my bed rock.

Just a Kitten Singlet, Nothing to See Here

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This guy is a trendsetter.

Spandex Buldge, ACTIVATE!

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