spandex

When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

This, of course, is probably what most bikers are trying to advertise when they wear their brightly colored bike shorts. I wouldn't know, I try to avoid looking at them whenever possible.