Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.
Woman, as if your neon eye-strangling spandex wasn't enough, you have to go ahead and make me uncomfortable with that watermelon on top of it.
What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.
Clearly, there's plenty to go around.
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