By Unknown
Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.
Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.
Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?
We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!