No Thanks, I'll Just Take the Drawstring Garbage Bag

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They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Hey, Down in Front, Move to the Back Please!

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We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

A Tiny Skirt to Match Your Tiny Purse!

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I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

This is Why We Enforce a Dress Code

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Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Skirts are So Weird These Days

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Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

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