They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!
We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!
I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.
Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.
No takers? None?
Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.
Are those the Spice Girls?
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