Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!
They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!
We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!
I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.
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