Alright, MAYBE we've gone a little far with all of these special edition Air Jordans. Maybe.

As if heels needed to be any more painful than they already were!

Who spiked the shoes? Come on, fess up.

No. We don't joke about these sorts of things here. These are just the actual worst. Go home. We're done with the internet forever.

I'm giggling uncontrollably just thinking about them!

I'll twerk you, my pretty, and your little dog too!

These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!