These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!

Just remember: Comfortable and stylish athletic shoes are the gateway to DRUGS AND VIOLENCE.

When the going gets tough, the tough make ugly sandals out of reasonable shoes. Such is the cycle of life.

The runway is a full contact sport, people!

Perfect kicks for running the Grid. Get out there, program!

What if you could hide an ugly outfit IN the heel of those shoes? WOAH.

She's working on a set of G.I. Joe bracelets right now, actually.