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retro,sexy times,underwear,vintage
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

clever,organ donor,sexy times,shirt,wait what
Via: Reddit
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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.

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