Viva Well-Placed Clothing!

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au naturale,cinco de mayo,scarf,sexy times
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Happy Cinco De Mayo! Get your party on over at After 12!

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

Most People Need More Than Sincerity, But Thanks

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jeans,fashion,sexy times
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That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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retro,sexy times,underwear,vintage
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

My Body is Not Ready

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fashion,High Fashion,no thanks,runway,sexy times
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The "Mouth in front of a powerful fan" look is symbolic. Symbolic of how much this blows.

Need Help Holding On To Those?

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bewbs,bra,grab,sexy times
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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.

See, it's Just Bus Camouflage!

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funny-fashion-fail-leather-bus
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