Classy Evening Wear

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lingerie,no,oh god why,sexy times,underwear
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This is why we don't dig into mom and dad's private photo albums.

Of These Things I Was Sure...

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edward cullen,Hall of Fame,oh god why,poorly dressed,sexy times,twilight,vampire
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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

It's Just the Right Size, Honey

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condom,Hall of Fame,lingerie,please no,sexy times,what
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Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.

Oh Hello, I Didn't See You There, I was Just Turning This Water into Wine

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fashion,sexy times,jesus,wine
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See, it's Just Bus Camouflage!

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funny-fashion-fail-leather-bus
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That's Usually How I Determine Which Undies to Wear

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retro,sexy times,underwear,vintage
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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

Why Ruin a Perfectly Good Shirt With Sharpie?

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bro,play boy,player,sexy times,sharpie
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.