Please, come to the bed. It's warm and cozy here in the bed.
You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!
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He's being quite literal here, "Boy who plays in the dirt and gets himself dirty" wouldn't fit on the shirt.
Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.
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