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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

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Edward Cullen was a vampire, and I would soon be jumping off of the nearest bridge I could find after realizing this exists.

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Might want to raise your hands a little higher, if you know what I mean. Just saying.