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If you don't mind me, I'll be eating my food on the OTHER side of the Cracker Barrel, thankyouverymuch.

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Well that, and whatever underwear can make my junk look like a firearm. Thankfully both of my criteria are filled (just like the pouches in this pic here).

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You know what else doesn't get you laid? Improper apostrophe use. For shame!

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